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Title: Bigger Than Ron Jeremy
Artist: Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles
Label: WFHPSO Records
Release Date: 2001

Rating: 4 Skulls
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    • Reviewed by Redwolff (11/8/01):
    These guys are retarded.

    I actually say that with affection. This CD is fucking hilarious. It's really, really, really politically incorrect. They describe the object of a prolonged gang-bang as smelling like "rotten shrimp" and "swollen as a baboon's ass." They do a sophisticated version of "Roll Out the Barrel... of Fart," all about eating bean-laden chili and frightening waitresses. "Mystery Emission" chronicles the heartbreak of not knowing what's coming down the pike, making the wrong choice and soiling yourself. "Hit Me With Your Wet Twat" is a howlingly funny variation on "Hit Me With Your Best Shot." About all that's missing on this priceless collection is a song about necrophilia or having your mom catch you masturbating... but then again, they have two other CDs out, so they could very well have covered those topics previously.

    If you can listen past the lyrics, which you can't, I promise, you'll find that the music itself isn't bad. Simple, but heavy. The vocals are pretty artless, but they were looking for clarity and not operatics, so it's understandable - inscrutable death metal vocals, for example, would not have the same impact. If you can't resist toilet humor, like kazoo music, and are amused by euphemisms for pussy, this may be the band for you. My only real complaint is that the samples they use sound like they were recorded off a tv. But since they Finally had to Put This Shit out Themselves (WFPTSO, get it?) they may not have had the money to do it any other way.
    4 out of 5

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