The Demo Review:
Band Name: Omnious
Band Members: VICTOR - Lead Vocals, Guitar; JAYSON - Drums; JOSH - Bass, Vocals
Location: New Jersey

Rating: 3 Skulls

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    • Lugubrious's Review:
    I was going to give this demo a good review. Maybe discuss how this young band has potential. Even perhaps with either another guitar player or faster songs to fit the shorter song style this band could improve. Then I heard the lovely sound of passing gas coming from my speakers.

    Yes you read correctly, my speakers were farting at me. You know: flatulating, cutting the cheese, pull my finger, hardy har har. At first I thought something was wrong with my speakers, but with repetitive listens it was still there. I am unsure if this was a really bad joke pulled on Omnious by the producers or whoever mixed this. Maybe it was something they found funny, for some odd reason. I just hope they don't actually think farting could make this demo more metal.

    Before this sound entered my eardrums, I was going to tell you how this is a band highly influenced from the New York Death Metal sound. I was also going to say how good the vocals are, the lyrics are even audible at times, which is amazing for extreme metal. None of this matters though because ladies and germs, I bring to you the next big thing, "Fart Metal." Yes, lock up your children, hide your pets, for the Metal of the Anus is sure to destroy all that stand in its path.

    Warning to everyone in the NY/NJ area: If Omnious plays a local show, don't forget the gas masks.

    With all due respect to the band though, let's write this up as simply bad production. Let this be a warning to all bands out there: when recording your album, make sure all farting noises are non-existent!!
    3 out of 5

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